THE MUTANT

This monster is crazy. So devastating that will blow your eyes out!

The characteristics/description for the oblivious monster: funny, short, about 3 feet.

Claws as sharp as a toothbrush, ears intertwined, tangled, 2 eyes, and shaped like a slim jim.

A creature like no other. . . That is one funny creature!

This monster is known to be “The Clown”.



This monster can dance, this monster tries to sing but it fails! Amazingly this monster can fly, well, or almost fly.

It jumps 50 feet high, and drives its fists out in the opening of the air, and flies

for what. . . Like 5 minutes? That’s quite amazing, but the monster can not

go longer than its original duration. Quite a unique creature I say.



The cool thing is. .

Only one creature of that existence exists today. You can, I guess use it as a pet,

But if you mistreat it, it will fly away and you will most likely never see it again.


Children that are crying now these days. . Do you want to stop that?

Well this unique creature can stop it! It has a magnetic pulse inside its brain,

Able to track any signs of lost items!!! This creature is helpful for adults as well.

You know when people say that item is “theirs” but it’s actually not?

You can use that silly “clown” to actually find out whose item it is!

This creature sure knows how to turn frowns’ upside down.

It is very friendly, and wishes no harm. It will only attack if necessary.

This monster usually appears on November.

On the other months, it usually imitates a copy of a NON-existed person,

And rewrites records and documentations to prove the non-existed person is alive.

That’s pretty horrible in some cases, but yet a very intelligent being.

This creature is founded by a child in New Jersey, November 23, 1893.

This creature is wanted for $500,000!! Currently there are approximately

79,437 people in the state of Texas searching for this mystical creature.

Man is this creature popular!!!